Writing a fetish profile is a labour of love for some, a terrifying ordeal for others. On Fetlife you can write entire novels, on Twitter you have less than 150 characters.

So how do you get those words onto the page.

First, be natural. Write what you feel rather than trying to conform to some preordained “winning format”.

Don’t think you have to write something and that’s it. You can rewrite it as often as you want.

Finally, don’t forget few people read profiles. You’re better off investing time in networking, sharing blog posts and being a participant in a community than fretting over a few words on a page.

Past few months have been pretty chaotic. A lot of plans fell apart middle of last year and just as I thought I was getting on top of things shit happened again.

It’s time to get back in the studio. But I don’t want to do the same-old. I want to branch out, try something new, do something different.

So I’m going back through my old work, stuff you’ve seen and bits you haven’t. I’ve gone into my past, looked at the people who inspire me and taken a few notes.

Give me a few weeks, then I think I’ll be ready to come back out into the world with camera in hand and model at the ready.

This has been my avatar on Fetlife for ages. Surprised I’d not shared it here before.

“If feminists keep telling me to stop watching porn we’re breaking up.”

She realised she’d said it out loud and blushed.

I’m proud of my daughter.

Posts tentative casting call.

Opens first half dozen emails.

Deletes casting calls.

Goes and has shower in bleach.