A letter to my neighbours: I am a rubberist. Don’t panic.
Posted in Lifestyle on Saturday March 4, 2017

Dear Neighbours,
There is nothing to be afraid of. I am just a rubberist. It means I get sexually excited by wearing latex and being with people who wear it too.
It does not mean I am going to attack your children.
Or ritually slaughter your cat.
Nor rape you whilst you sleep in your bed.
It just means that if you peer in my window then you may, just may, catch sight of me dressed from head to toe in shiny black rubber. You may also see me masturbating. Or having sex on the floor. Like “normal” people. Only in a full sized condom.
Thank you for your understanding.
Razz
Tagged: Fetish Lifestyle
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