I’m not a great Christmas person. To be honest, if it never happened I wouldn’t be bothered. And I’m not one for sticking a red hat on a model in the hope it’ll somehow join in with the “Christmas Spirit”.
So this is as close as you’ll get to an Xmas themed shoot with me. Not a carol singer in sight, just a couple of decorations caught in the background.
A rubberist is outed by his ex-girlfriend. Is he doomed to a life of ridicule, or will he find new rubber love with her friend?
Merry bloody Christmas.