Random thoughts

An outlet for the various ideas, thoughts and observations I had. Usually they’re kinky. Sometimes they’re not.

Random thoughts

My accidental permanent chastity slave

When I experimented with NiteFlirt I got myself a chastity slave. He ended up in permanent chastity. Probably.

Update

Tuesday, 28th April 2020

After months of promising myself a bit of “me time”, I finally made some space.Things were cleared away, lights set up and I found a setting on my camera that takes multiple shots.

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Do you wear rubber when you shoot?

The topic of what clothes I wear on a fetish shoot came up in conversation with a model. Here’s my take on what works for me.

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Monday, 20th January 2020

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Wednesday, 17th July 2019

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I wrote some really bad erotica. You’ll thank me for it

In a moment of boredom I set about writing flash erotic fiction. The end result was dire, even worse than 50 Shades of Grey. It’ll be a big seller.

Update

Monday, 29th May 2017

From time to time I like to shoot models in their homes. It creates some variety in my work, not just in the images I produce but also the way I have to produce them. I’ve had some great home shoots.

But…

I’m allergic to animals. Well, to the fine dust that gets given off from under the fur. It can be quite debilitating and even after some antihistamine tablets I’ll usually be suffering.

Which is why I feel sorry for Ola.

I was pretty much looking forward to shooting with her at her flat.

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My past 4 photoshoot attempts have been disasters

I’m not entirely sure what I’m doing wrong, but something isn’t right. As someone who doesn’t believe in “luck” it clearly means somewhere I’m making mistakes. The recent history: Attempt 1: the working environment was piss-poor, basically we were shooting in a conservatory on a hot, sunny day. End result was lots of sweating, I […]

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Monday, 17th April 2017

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For the first time in 6 months…

…my ex wife sends me a message. To be honest I pretty much ignore them because they’re pretty banal, but this one was seriously odd. Apparently someone is looking planning permission on the road where we used to live and she wants to object. Do I know the wording she could use. I considered sending […]

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What an awful year 2016 was

2016 has been one hell of a year. The first half was OK, nothing special really, then all hell broke lose after the June referendum. I won’t dwell on it, but suffices to say my business suffered, I got caught in many arguments with people about politics and frankly the whole thing became quite overwhelming. […]

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Why getting annoyed with an inappropriate request isn’t the best idea

Sometimes I get quite annoyed with models who start laying down what they see as the rules. I’ve had everything over the years from models insisting they retain copyright on images to being asked for fees after being booked to shoot for someone’s website. Judging by the threads on various bulletin boards and discussion forums […]

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