I can’t be bothered to read long and complicated privacy policies and terms and conditions, so I’ll keep this short and to the point…
I don’t share your data
Any data I get about you from this site stays with me. That includes stuff like which pages you look at, which links you click on, blah blah blah.
Yes, I use them. They’re restricted to this site only – I stopped using Google Analytics at the end of 2018. If you see a Google one – sorry – it’s old stuff.
Seeing what I know about you
You’re welcome to ask, just don’t expect anything back. I delete emails every week and unless you’re someone I’ve worked with I won’t hold anything about you.
(Sorry, you’re not that interesting!)
Liability for what you read
This site is purely for entertainment value. Read something, try it out, all goes wrong – well, that’s on you.
Everything is copyright to me (unless I explicitly say otherwise). Don’t be a dick about how you share it – so no posting it on other sites and claiming it’s you or you took it or whatever. And no cropping off my watermark.
Don’t steal my shit
That’s enough said about that.
A latex shoot from years ago
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